WHAT HAPPENED
Is Alexis Sanchez the worst Man United signing in the post-Fergie era?
ARMBAND
Tom Davies is one of the coolest players on earth and the Arsenal game proved it
Mit of alright
Mitrovic perfect successor to Costa and Drogba at Chelsea, claims Redknapp
MESMERISING
Lionel Messi makes football look stupidly easy for five seconds against Girona
'F*** eSports'
Young Boys, Basel fans throw games controllers on pitch in eSports protest
MARO IN MONEY
Fellaini now fourth-highest paid star at Man Utd on £150,000-a-week AFTER tax
SMACKDOWN
Former Norwich striker Grant Holt wins 40-man Royal Rumble in wrestling debut
NICE
Neymar gives young pitch invader his shirt after keeping security away from crying fan
180
Jorginho tried a pass every 30 seconds against West Ham (quicker than you'll read this)
SPOTTER
The greatest scout of all time who discovered Ronaldo, Neymar, Kevin De Bruyne
NICE TO ZIZOU
Beckham wants Zidane to be Inter Miami manager after 'preliminary talks'
MJ23
PSG's collaboration with Jordan should be the start of a more exciting future for kits
NEW AGE
Do you actually need to score goals to be a great centre-forward these days?
HOOKED
Xherdan Shaqiri, Riyad Mahrez and football's knack for being a cruel b******
EVOLUTION
Forget fouling players — Casemiro is now slide tackling referees from behind
