INT: Office (DAY)
MY EDITOR: Give me 3,000 words on the complex relationship between Jose Mourinho, Paul Pogba, and Man United’s diverse global fanbase.
ME: Sure, one second, I’m just finishing this piece on imaginary football rap albums…
Credit to Twitter user @F_Edits who inspired this definitely-not-wasteful use of company time.
I stumbled across his excellent Sergio Ramos rap album graphic while waiting for Goldbridge’s latest video…
After seeing Fredik’s effort I instantly wanted more.
And so, for your light entertainment…
The Taste of You trilogy punctuates a generally aggressive album.
However, the more reflective So Close (featuring Gerrard) shows a more pained side to the Uruguayan wordsmith.
Never Trackin’ Back absolutely slaps.
Fans are eagerly anticipating the release of lead single Best of Enemies (featuring Wayne Bridge).
Parental Advisory stickers all over this one.
Typically imaginative stuff from James here.
An album to fall asleep to.
A star-studded album with some prominent features.
The closing track is what all rap fans have been waiting for their whole lives.