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5 utterly endearing things about Arsenal’s Europa League opponents FC Vorskla Poltava

*Mohamed Elneny 100% passing accuracy incoming*

Our favourite Thursday night entertainment is back.

Oh the Europa League, how we’ve missed you.

Prepare the tin hats, everyone’s go-to insult to hurl at rival teams will be fired across social media for the rest of the season.


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Man United fans will deny all evidence of them ever playing in this competition

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Man United fans will deny all evidence of them ever playing in this competition

Arsenal and Chelsea make up the Premier League contingent who will begrudgingly give up their Thursday nights to play in the second-rate competition this season.

Let’s not be football snobs and ridicule the Europa League too much though. It’s a big deal for a lot of sides.

Luxembourg minnows F91 Dudelange have secured themselves glamour ties with AC Milan, whereas Arsenal have their very own giant killing to worry about.

Unai Emery will hope to wrap up his fourth Europa League title

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Unai Emery will hope to wrap up his fourth Europa League title

If the Gunners are to go one better than last season’s semi-final defeat to Atletico Madrid, they will have to take all their opponents seriously.

A potential banana skin awaits Emery in his first European game in charge of Arsenal, with FC Vorskla Poltava first up.

Although their name makes you think a cat has just walked across the keyboard, they will be keen to stop the Gunners from playing with them like a ball of string.

Shkodran Mustafi, famously scared of cats

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Shkodran Mustafi, famously scared of cats

Here are 5 utterly endearing things about Arsenal’s first Europa League opponents of the season…

1 You have more Twitter followers than them

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Their official Twitter account is just as active than the one Yer Da set up to follow Tommy Robinson and Piers Morgan.

At the time of writing this, they have just 718 followers to their name. Arsenal are one of those followers. Stat padding behaviour.

It took them almost a month to even acknowledge the fact that they were drawn against Premier League giants Arsenal.

“They have how many Twitter followers?!”

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“They have how many Twitter followers?!”

Seemingly their fans have little desire for dank social media content.

Major BDE from Vorskla. Fair f*cks.

2 They already play in a league with Arsenal

Arsenal bottom of the league LOL

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Arsenal bottom of the league LOL

The prospect of facing Arsenal will be nothing new for Vorskla.

It turns out, they are already fairly used to facing Arsenal… Kyiv.

Yes, the Ukrainian Premier League is blessed with a side who boast the same name as Emery’s men.

Basically

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Basically

Arsenal (Kyiv) had been out in the wilderness of Ukrainian football before securing promotion back to the top flight last season.

Vorskla last met Arsenal (Kyiv) in 2013, when the Gunners’ namesakes nicked a 2-1 victory on the day.

If they needed further incentive for them to get one over on Arsenal tonight.

3 Their manager worked his way up to the top job

Vasyl Sachko, aka, Daddy

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Vasyl Sachko, aka, Daddy

Admittedly, he didn’t start off working in the club shop, but Sachko’s rise is still admirable.

The 43-year-old was banging in goals for fun in a Vorskla shirt just ten-years ago.

After taking up a role as a coach and then assistant manager following his retirement, the Ukrainian earned the top job.

Vasyl Sachko || Goals and Assists || HD

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Vasyl Sachko || Goals and Assists || HD

He insisted that his side are not in London as “tourists” and that they will pose a serious threat to the Gunners.

You have to respect his confidence.

Sachko > Guardiola. You heard it here first.

4 Their stadium is as tidy as a teenager’s bedroom

Still closer to the pitch than the London Stadium

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Still closer to the pitch than the London Stadium

The Oleksiy Butovsky Vorskla Stadium. It’s where every footballer grows up and dreams of playing.

The multi-purpose sports venue has been adopted as the home of Arsenal’s Europa League opponents.

It holds just shy of 25,000 fans, however it seems as though it’s in desperate need of a lick of paint.

Who needs the Emirates Stadium and it’s £7.99 hotdogs?

We can joke, but at least they actually have a stadium. CC: Spurs.

5 Henrikh Mkhitaryan will be reunited with some old friends

That feeling when you get drawn against FC Vorskla

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That feeling when you get drawn against FC Vorskla

Mkhitaryan had some bad news to digest surrounding the ties against Qarabag, however this should cheer him up.

Arsenal’s Armenian star will come face-to-face with a few familiar names when the Gunners host Vorskla, including several ex team-mates.

The 29-year-old played alongside Vorskla goalkeeper Bohdan Shust at both Metalurh Donestsk and Shakhtar Donetsk.

There might not be any photo evidence, but they definitely played together

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There might not be any photo evidence, but they definitely played together

Mkhitaryan will also be reuinted with Olexandr Chyzhov, another former Donetsk team-mate, as well as Gegam Kadimyan, who he has played alongside at international level.

Presumably the WhatsApp chat between them has been going off this week.

Emery has urged that his side take the clash against Vorskla with the utmost respect.

Ostersunds embarrassed the Gunners at the Emirates last season

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Ostersunds embarrassed the Gunners at the Emirates last season

#EmeryOut if they lose?


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