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BREAKING: Arsenal Fan TV to immediately shut after Arsene Wenger quits as manager

"We've got blud on our hands," admits long-time contributor

Arsenal Fan TV will immediately shut following Arsene Wenger’s shock resignation as Gunners boss.

Wenger today stepped down after 21 years as Arsenal boss.

And the YouTube channel have revealed they will stop broadcasting as they no longer have anything to talk about.

One insider said: “We may have given the impression that we wanted Wenger Out but this is the last thing we wanted to happen.

“We tried to do an episode this morning where we dissected Granit Xhaka’s tackle completion rate but to be honest it was worse than actually watching Arsenal.”

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Lee Satchell, a long-time viewer, admits he is now starting a “Wenger In” campaign to get the veteran boss back.

“I’m gutted,” Satchell said.

“The only thing that got me up in the morning was making memes about Wenger leaving.

“We’ve all got blud on our hands.”


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