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11 hilarious Arsenal Fan TV quotes from the Invincibles season

Arsenal Fan TV, which started in 2012, came up with some belting quotes during Arsenal's 2003/04 Invincibles season

Love them or hate them, everyone talks about Arsenal Fan TV.

The YouTube channel, which started in 2012, is the go to place for fans of all sides after an inevitable Arsenal meltdown.

So we’ve gone into the archives and dug up the best Arsenal Fan TV quotes from Arsenal’s 2003/04 Invincibles season.


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Name a more iconic duo

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Name a more iconic duo

“It’s not even an Invincibles season blud. We lost to Peterborough United in our first pre-season game for flip sake.”

Senderos has mastered the art of looking constantly confused

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Senderos has mastered the art of looking constantly confused

“Thierry Henry is alright, but he shoots too much. He’s too quick for his own good.”

Another shot. Yawn

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Another shot. Yawn

“We need to sell Dennis Bergkamp and play Francis Jeffers. Bergkamp ain’t even willing to fly for this club.”

The best first touch in Premier League history and Dennis B

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The best first touch in Premier League history and Dennis B

“Arsene Wenger needs to tell Gilberto Silva to stop passing sideways. Man ain’t in Brazil no more, this the Arsenal, and we pass forward.”

Even when tackling he passes sideways

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Even when tackling he passes sideways

“How are we drawing 1-1 with Portsmouth? It’s a piss take. Wenger wants his head seeing to for leaving Jeremie Aladinwhere or whatever he’s called on the bench when we needed a goal.”

The future of French football

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The future of French football

“David Bentley’s going to be a club hero, mark my words. He hates Spurs with a passion. You can see it in his eyes.”

There’s not a chance he’ll ever play for Spurs

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There’s not a chance he’ll ever play for Spurs

“Pires is a great lad. He got loads of stick because of his French accent and long hair but he’s shown his class. All those divers that are in the league now should take note.”

Who, me?

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Who, me?

“There’s a conspiracy to keep Patrick Vieira suspended. He hardly even touched the bloke and he’s off. Roy Keane pretty much headbutted his fist, the filthy bastard.”

Leave Patrick out of it

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Leave Patrick out of it

“We’ve drawn to Fulham last week, now we’re drawing against Leicester. Can it really get any worse? One day we’ll be losing to some League One mugs like Swansea or Bournemouth.”

We’ve hit rock bottom

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We’ve hit rock bottom

“I’m not that fussed about winning the FA Cup, Man United can have it. It’s a waste of time. Clubs that buzz over it need to grow up.”

Grow up

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Grow up

“Olafur Ingi Skulason. Now there’s one for the future.”

Iceland’s finest

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Iceland’s finest

PLEASE NOTE, ALL OF THESE QUOTES WERE MADE UP FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE (UNFORTUNATELY)


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