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15 reasons Cristiano Ronaldo is a massive fraud who will never be considered a legend

For starters, has he ever scored a hat-trick, or a decent header?

By Nick Elliott
10th April 2018, 5:46 pm
Updated: 12th April 2020, 10:03 am

1 First of all, has he even scored a hat-trick at any point?
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2 All that money and not a penny to charity… disgusting
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3 The next generation will have forgotten all about him

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4 He always goes missing in big games
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5 He’s absolutely useless in the air – head like a 50p coin
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6 My nan could score the goals he has – they’re all tap-ins

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7 And those free-kicks… terrible

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8 He’s really let himself go as well
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9 He’s never done it on the international stage
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10 Hence why he’s never helped his country achieve anything
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11 Have you ever seen him take time out of his day to meet the fans? Thought not!

12 Not very marketable, is he?

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13 It’s easy in Spain and Italy – let’s see him do it in the Premier League
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14 Or the Champions League…
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15 And when you really think about it, has he actually scored that many goals?
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That’s that settled…

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