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The real life James Milner’s first tweet was absolutely PERFECT

A parody account of the Liverpool star has over 500,000 followers... now, the real player's having his turn

Hold onto your hats people… the real life, actual James Milner has joined Twitter.

Yes, you read that right.

Since July 2013, the parody account @BoringMilner has been blessing us into what life might (is definitely) like for the Liverpool and England midfielder.

Struggling from a big night of scrabble

Struggling from a big night of scrabble

It has portrayed the utility man as a fairly reserved and, well, boring character. That persona is, of course, a joke – and the midfielder’s first tweet since joining the platform proves exactly that.

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After the parody account tweeted this…

The best account on Twitter?

The best account on Twitter?

… Milner had the perfect response.

Absolutely sterling work from Mr Milner there.

Needless to say the reaction from the rest of the Twitter world was overwhelmingly buzzing about the news.