Patrice Evra loves this game, so much so he plays it better than anyone else.
Nobody can doubt he is the funniest footballer on social media and now he might have made his best video yet.
The former Manchester United left back signed for West Ham on a free last week and has been braving the London rain after spending time keeping fit in Dubai.
And he has acquired a London taxi, complete with a meter and yellow ‘TAXI’ light.
Evra, 36, pulled up in a black leather jacket and a bluetooth number behind his right ear as he jived to Storm Queen’s ‘Look Right Through’ on the radio.
He said: “I’m crazy mate, on my way to training with my new cab, do you like it?
“I love this game!
“Check out my first passenger. He’s so grumpy but I don’t care, I even share my happiness with grumpy people.
“It’s Monday, and the weather is sh– sorry it’s really bad, but it’s Monday!”
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The ‘grumpy passenger’ was in fact his brother Dominique, who was present when he signed his agreement with West Ham.
And Evra will welcome being back in the game and under contract after leaving Marseille earlier this season for kicking a fan in the head.