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We had a go at making England’s 2018 kit a bit more flair

We've got no complaints with England's 2018 World Cup kit but it could have been a bit more maverick

Nothing says World Cup like a sunburned fan screaming Vindaloo in an England kit.

Nike’s 2018 offering will see Harry Kane and co crash out in the quarter-finals wearing a simple white number with red trimmings.

It’s a nice kit. No complaints. But compared to Nigeria’s home kit it lacks a bit of maverick flair.


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Can’t wait to see Alex Iwobi play football in those shorts

So we’ve got our virtual overalls on and had a go at spicing it up a bit.

A geometric line here, a shoulder pad there and voila.

If Nike want to take our design on instead we’ll only demand 59% of the royalties and a 10% fee upfront.

Sky Blue Steel

ENGLAND X ADMIRAL

Have we nicked this straight from England’s 1980 kit?

Yes, yes we have. But don’t tell anyone.

Who cares about a bit of plagiarism when the end results are this nice?

Shoulder pads are in this year

ENGLAND X THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

One for all the patriots out there.

Three lions proudly stretching across the chests of our England heroes.

We’re off to belt out the national anthem.

Harry Kane’s never looked so patriotic

ENGLAND X GEOMETRIC PATTERNS

Straight lines were so last season.

Geometric patterns are coming back into fashion, having graced Germany’s kit in the 1990s.

Trust us, we read fashion blogs at least once a week.

Yes, yes and yes

This shirt is ideal for putting off goalkeepers during a penalty shootout

ENGLAND X HA9 0WS

WEM-BER-LEE.

Nestled in the heart of HA9 0WS is our lovely little home.

Wembley has never looked so good.

Wembley’s Arches > Golden Arches

ENGLAND X TEA BAGS

What’s more English than tea?

We’ve got bags for Early Grey lovers, bags for Builder’s tea and even a little bag for the Green tea fans amongst you.

Sit down and treat yourself to a brew.

Who fancies a cuppa?

If you’re not blown away by England’s offical kit then don’t despair.

Nike have also come through with a beautifully retro training kit which has already gone down well among England supporters.

Coming to a 5-a-side pitch near you soon.

Sensational

HERE’S ONE OUR DESIGNERS DID EARLIER: