Lock you doors and shut your windows.
Paul Gascoigne is back on Twitter and he is firing bullets in every direction.
With the stale nature of media managers running players’ social accounts, Gazza’s Twitter is breathing a breath of fresh air into modern football banter.
The England legend and all-round lovable rogue has returned to Twitter and is using it to show the full glory of his Geordie wit.
Gazza hung up his boots back in 2004, but he will always be remembered for one thing.
His goal for England against Scotland at Euro 96.
To be honest it is one of, if not the, best goals ever scored for the Three Lions.
He flicked it over Colin Hendry’s head with an outrageous moment of skill before burying it into the bottom corner.
And he is not letting the Scotland defender forget about it. Ever.
There have also been a few more gems in the four days since Gazza got back online…
He threw shade at Floyd Mayweather.
And the current England team.
Watch out Twitter Verified team.
The Premier League’s top goal scorer in history took some flak.
We are so glad to see this man back in control of a keyboard.