Coming soon, to a north London cinema near you… ‘We put the pressure on‘.
It’s a story of hope, optimism, friendship and ultimately bitter, bitter disappointment at losing to a love rival once again.
What are we waffling on about? Spurs’ 2016/17 season review DVD which is set to hit the shops next month.
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You didn’t realise you needed a DVD of Spurs finishing second in the Premier League, a full six points behind Chelsea.
You didn’t realise your mum needed a DVD of Spurs finishing second in the Premier League, a full six points behind Chelsea.
You didn’t realise your grandma needed a DVD of Spurs finishing second in the Premier League, a full six points behind Chelsea.
But you do. And so do they.
So how did Spurs’ announcement, on their official Twitter feed, go down?
About as well as an Arsenal fan sitting in the Spurs stand at a north London derby singing about Sol Campbell.
What did they expect?
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But don’t let a couple of bad reviews put you off buying the sure to be cult classic.
After all, Mega Shark v Crocosaurus was released to a frosty reception, and we all know how good a film that is.
Unfortunately the DVD will be region locked, meaning it doesn’t play in Europe.
*That joke was stolen from reddit
**This was not written by an Arsenal or Chelsea fan
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