Man United had fewer goals for last season than Bournemouth, so you could say Jose Mourinho’s side need help scoring.
How perfect, then, that United are set to announce a £12million-a-year sleeve sponorship with Tinder, according to the Daily Mail.
No, we’re not lying. Yes, we have stolen that joke off Twitter.
Sleeve sponsorship is all the rage heading into the new season, with United’s main rivals for a top six spot already agreeing deals.
Man City are sponsored by South Korean company Nexen, while Chelsea are sponsored by Alliance Tyres.
So United might be slightly late to the date, but their deal is on course to be the most expensive agreed in Premier League history.
No splitting the bill at the end of the meal then.
Tinder have already made forays into football, sparking a deal with Napoli and their Polish striker Arkadiusz Milik.
Of course, with Tinder and United in talks, everyone is now making the same jokes on Twitter.
There’s plenty more where this came from…
What are the odds on United announcing their next signing with a swipe right on Tinder?
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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