It’s happening. It’s actually f****** happening.
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Neymar is going to PSG. Don’t believe us? Here’s six well thought out reasons why.
1 He’s already told his team-mates he’s off
Yep, that’s right.
Lionel Messi and co have already been informed by the big man himself, according to Le Parisien.
Can you imagine the tears when Neymar told Messi and Luis Suarez that he was doing a Robbie Williams?
2 He’s one lonely Brazilian in Barcelona
Barcelona was once the hub of samba.
But little by little Barcelona’s Brazilian spirit has been eroding.
Rafinha is the only Brazilian aside from Neymar in Barcelona’s first-team squad at the moment. How do you expect the man to stay when that is the case?
3 He’s not a sideman
We repeat, Neymar is NOT A SIDEMAN.
According to our Spanish colleges at SPORT Neymar is fed up of playing second fiddle to Messi.
Who can blame him?
4 PSG players are already hotting up his Instagram
The first thing you do with a new flame is head over to their social media page.
Marco Verratti, Angel Di Maria and Kevin Trapp aren’t adverse to a bit of social media chirpsing on PSG’s behalf.
Just look at the state of Neymar’s Instagram likes…
5 Because Samuel said so
Don’t just take our word for it, take Neymar’s team-mate Samuel Umtiti.
Umtiti has reportedly told an ex-Lyon correspondent that Neymar to PSG is a done deal.
It all sounds a bit he said, she said, but Umtiti is huge, so we’re not going to argue.
6 He just wants to be closer to Dream Team
After meeting us the other day, maybe Neymar just wants to be closer to Dream Team.
Any time you fancy popping in, Neymar, just let us know and we’ll sort you out with a ferry ticket.
We can’t afford VIP, mind.
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