As Bournemouth head to Merseyside this weekend for their second ever Premier League fixture, we take a look at what Cherries fans can expect to see in the unfamiliar surroundings of Liverpool…
IRONIC BUBBLE PERM WIG AND ’TACHE COMBO. OR IS IT?
There’s nothing like remembering the old days, is there? The thing is, you’re never quite sure at Anfield whether they’re parodying the past or simply haven’t caught up with the times.
JOHN W HENRY’S IMPROBABLY FIT WIFE
Hey, he’s not a bad looking guy, but we just don’t know what could have possibly attracted Linda Pizzuti to the multi-millionaire, massively successful businessman.
A SEA OF ‘WE WON IT FIVE TIMES’ POSTERS
If Bournemouth fans had anything about them, they should make banners replying with: ‘We Know’. Then leave it for the next fans to use at the next game.
A SHRINE TO ROBBIE FOWLER
The left-footed wizard is still such a legendary figure around the club it’s almost as if he’s never left. In fact, so much so that he actually hasn’t left – still making a living from being a club ambassador. The fans would love for a striker as prolific as him.
Fun fact: The only thing older than Paul McCartney is Liverpool’s sense of entitlement.
COUNTLESS AVERAGE STRIKERS WATCHING FROM THE STANDS
Gone are the days of Florent Sinama-Pongolle actually playing for the club – instead, these days bang average strikers just watch from the stands instead, pondering if they want to sign for the club and generally musing on the futility of football while watching Dejan Lovren.
FRESHLY PRINTED LA GALAXY SHIRTS
Because there’s nothing quite like remembering a player who you could have easily held onto, if you’d offered a contract sooner. Never mind.
JOHN BISHOP REMINDING EVERYONE HE ONCE PLAYED SEMI-PROFESSIONALLY
It wasn’t too long ago that the stand-up comedian was plying his trade as a pharmaceutical rep, but we can’t imagine him using the “I was once a semi-pro” line in client meetings as much as he does now.
“I once played semi-professional football.”
“That’s fascinating. How much are these valium if I bulk buy them?”
ISTANBUL SOUVENIR BUCKET HATS
It’s been a decade since that night in Istanbul, but the way some people talk about it, it’s as if it were yesterday…the bucket hats are a gentle reminder for everyone that not only have you failed to move on since that night, but you also have terrible dress sense too.