Everyone had the mate at school who could walk into any pub and get served.
But Diego Costa at 17 probably could have been the bouncer.
JUST LOOK AT HIM!
We put his face into the How Old Am I calculator and here is what we discovered.
That Diego Costa, aged 17, officially looks 31.
He’s actually 29, btw.
Which tragically for him means that he would NEVER have been allowed to go on a club 18-30 holiday.
Just to put it into context, here is what we here at Dream Team FC looked like when we were 17.