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17 things you ALWAYS hear in Sunday League football

We all love a bit of Sunday league football but there are some things that get said and done that make no sense... or do they? We check out the best shouts

Watching the fancy-dans and pampered players of the Premier League is all well and good but we all know that that isn’t proper football.

No, real football has largely grassless pitches, rusty goalposts and officials ill-equipped to do the job.

If you don’t hear these 17 quotes every Sunday morning then you’re not doing it right…

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1 “ALL DAY!”

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Often said by a mouthy team member when an ambitious long-range shot from the opposition misses the target or fails to trouble your keeper. Even if it scrapes the woodwork.

2 “HAVE A DIG!”

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An instruction to a player to have a speculative effort on goal, irrespective of the distances involved and/or the chance of success.

3 “SHOWBOATING!”

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 18: Surreal Madrid A celebrate winning the division one league title at Hackney Marshes on March 18, 2012 in London, England. Hackney Marshes in east London has been hosting Sunday league football since 1947 where the Hackney & Leyton Sunday League began. Then many other north London teams soon joined and are still competing to this day. At one point there were as many as 120 pitches lined side by side. Played on Sunday mornings throughout the season its amateur football at its best. (Photo by Julian Finney/Getty Images)

It may be a needlessly flamboyant bit of skill or a one-fingered nasal evacuation. Either way it’s not appreciated in Sunday League.

4 “HOW LONG REF?”

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What the players in a side that are clinging on to a one goal lead say repeatedly to the referee for the final 35 minutes of the match.

5 “GOT THE BALL REF!”

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And my opponent’s anterior cruciate ligament too.

6 “THEY’RE NOT WORTH IT!”

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Heard whenever a scuffle breaks out. Also see: “We’ve all got to go to work tomorrow!”

7 “LET’S HAVE A NAME ON IT!”

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Because, as everyone knows, it is against the rules of the game just to say ‘mine’ when the ball comes your way. The louder you yell your name the more likely you are to win the ball. Apparently.

8 “OUR BALL REF!”

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A pointless appeal by a player aimed at influencing the decision of the referee particularly when awarding a throw-in.

9 “OUT!!!”

Sunday League football being played on the Racecourse in Northampton, England, 18th September 2009. (Photo by Bob Thomas/Popperfoto/Getty Images)

What your centre-half will scream at his defence after he’s headed an opposition corner out to the halfway line and what most defenders will choose to ignore.

10 “PLAY TO THE WHISTLE!”

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Usually bellowed by the manager, this plea to the players is designed to re-focus their attention after a blatant miscarriage of justice.

11 “HE DOESN’T WANT IT!”

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Applied to any player who appears annoyingly calm on the ball.

12 “PUT SOME SNOW ON IT!”

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When a meaty, no-nonsense hoof up the field is required to help clear your lines.

13 “STAY ON YOUR FEET!”

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Sunday League footballers console an injured teammate during a match on the Hackney Marshes

As in please don’t try and amputate the opposition winger’s leg.

14 “STILL 0-0!”

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Sunday League footballers celebrate a goal during a match on the Hackney Marshes

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Pointless interjection from a player encouraging his side to carry on playing with the same intensity, even though they may be 14-0 up.

15 “THEY DON’T WANT TO KNOW!”

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Two Sunday League footballers challenge for the ball during a match on the Hackney Marshes

What to say when the opposition don’t retaliate after having one of their players decapitated in the first minute.

16 “WE’RE NOT TALKING!”

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A phrase that booms out when a team’s lines of communication have broken down. Usually because they’re contemplating the futility of their existence.

17 “WE’RE STILL IN THIS!”

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 24: Sunday League goalkeeper looks on during a match on the Hackney Marshes

You’re not. You’re 8-0 down with five minutes to play.

Absolutely love it.