1 When Robert Huth proved he’s the ultimate keyboard warrior
2 When Matthew Etherington was a little bit racist
3 When Romelu Lukaku did Hallowe’en for the first time and FIFA got involved
4 When Joleon Lescott *accidentally* tweeted a picture of his Mercedes from his pocket
Legit.
5 When Wayne Rooney was his own worst enemy
6 When Cristiano Ronaldo had a language barrier failure
7 When Ben Foster threatened his kid
8 … and his wife
9 When Richard Keys genuinely thought he was cleverer than artificial intelligence
10 When Rio laughed at a terrible joke…
11 When Dean Windass couldn’t use his phone
12 When Louis Saha went full David Brent
13 When Sebastien Bassong’s toilet habits got in the way of celebrations
14 When David Gold used this picture of Angelo Ogbonna instead of Pedro Obiang
15 When Craig Gardner got really nostalgic
16 And then he divulged this piece of information
17 When Victor Wanyama couldn’t handle some horror
18 In fact, all of Wanyama’s tweets ever
19 And it goes on, and on, and on
20 When Ashley Cole waved goodbye to his international career
21 When Jan Vertonghen couldn’t predict the future…
22 When Louis Saha (again) provided us with some #tips
23 When this happened…
24 When Mario Balotelli couldn’t decipher the gender of his pig…
25 When Gary Lineker set the record straight
26 And again…
27 When Kyle Walker forgot to delete the prompt from his PR…
And we know it’s Instagram.
28 …and so did Ronnie Whelan, apparently
29 When Toni Kroos was loving Angels instead
30 When footballers were used to troll Hulk Hogan
https://twitter.com/IDontLikeSpurs/status/625642948995227648
31 But we really should leave you with one more gem from Louis Saha
