Sensible Soccer was a game for the purists.
When life was a lot simpler and we, the general public, were still blissfully unaware that we would one day want to send pictures of our gonads to each other on our pocket-sized palm pilots.
But it was also f***ing weird.
Which if you ask us was all part of its endearing charm.
We long for a return for those days.
And we defy any man, woman or child among you not to feel a pang of gut-wrenching nostalgia as you peruse this list.
1 Apples v Oranges
It all got a bit fruity.
2 When games took place on the moon
And killed any nearby players when it exploded at random.
5 When the developers made a team based on their local kekab shop
Pizza had a penchant for shirt-pulling.