Open up a bottle of Holsten, turn on the JVC telly and write to your loved ones on the old Brother fax machine.
We’ve put old sponsors on last season’s strips.
Alexis Sanchez, in particular, looks like he could own the 1990s in that Puma x JVC collaboration.
If he kept his shirt on long enough.
Spurs – Holsten
Man City – Brother
Arsenal – JVC
Leicester – Walkers
Rangers – McEwan’s Lager
Nottingham Forest – Labatt’s
Aston Villa – Muller
Newcastle – Newcastle Brown Ale
Everton – NEC
Ajax – ABN Amro
AC Milan – Opel
Liverpool – Carlsberg
Barcelona – No Sponsor
Mmm, doesn’t that just make you feel nice?
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