We’re getting ready for another season of glorious Premier League and fantasy football action.
But while we wait, it’s time to give your new Dream Team some serious thought – and that starts with deciding on your team name for the season ahead.
See our ultimate list below, including the best and funniest we can think of.
Funny and best Premier League names:
McGinn and Tonic
Earth, Wind and Maguire
Knowing me, knowing you, Zaha
Lallanas in Pyjamas
Don’tCallMeSchürrle
Beat Around Debuchy
Murderonzidanesfloor
50 Shades O’Shea
One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest
Willian Dollar Baby
No Weimann No Cry
Dzeko and the Bunnymen
Xhaka Khan
Sterling Silva
Bayer Neverlusen
Krul and the Gang
Chiellini Con Carne
Dzeko & the Bunnymen
Bacuna Matata
Kroos Control
Michu at De Gea Ba
Dukes of Hazard
Pjanic at the Disco
Run the Kewells
Gylfi Pleasures
3 Men and a Bebé
My Little Bony
Pique and De Bruyne
Ospina Colada
Settlers of Zlatan
ABCDE FC
Multiple Scorgasms
Arfield of Dreams
Top Dier
Gotta Griez’Em All
Top of the Klopps
Giroud Sandstorm
Boom Xhakalaka
Pleased to Michu
Enter Shaqiri
The Zarate Kid
Deeney in a Bottle
Smack My Bilic Up
The Cesc Pistols
Inter Row-Z
Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil
Delph & Safety
Expected Toulouse
Farcelona
Victorious Secret
Goal of Duty
Batshuayi Crazy
Martial Law
Salt & Pepe
Fiddler on the Huth
Bilbao Baggins
The Kouyate Kid
Egg Fried Reus
Flying Without Ings
The Wizard of Özil
Benteke Fried Chicken
Who ate all Depays?
Ayew Ready?
Riders of Yohan
Fun Lovren Criminals
Kings of Leon Osman
Sonic Huth
2 Girls 1 Schlupp
Dolly Barton
Lady Yaya
Lallana Del Rey
Tinchy Sneijder
Blink-1 Eto’o
Ctrl Alt De Laet
Mean Gaals
Lord of the Ings
Show me da Mané
Wha’ Schlupp?
The Vardy Boys
Ibe gotta feeling
For Fuchs Sake
Tea & Busquets
Santi’s Little Helpers
The Big Lewandowski
My Little Kone
Escape from Alcaraz
HuttonDressedAsLahm
The Balotelli-tubbies
Baines on Toast
Cry Me a Rivière
Men Behaving Chadli
Crouch Potato
Mr Bojan-Goals
Cesc and the City
Costa del Silva
Hazard Lights
Absolutely Fabregas
Lads on Toure
The Neville Wears Prada
Who Ate All Depays
Le Saux Solid Crew
Pique Blinders
Krul to be Kind
Krul Intentions
Game of Throw-Ins
Puncheon in the Face
Dirty Sanchez
Bony & Clyne
Chamakh My Pitch Up
Moves like Agger
Whats Love Gotze do?
2 Goals 1 Cup
Crystal Phallus
Ayew Ready For This?
Neville Wears Prada
The Men Who Stare at Gotze
For Fuchs Ake
Mertesacker Emptiness
When does fantasy football start for the new season?
The new Premier League season is set to kick-off on September 12 – although no fixtures have been released just yet.
The new Dream Team game isn’t live just yet either but you should be able to sign up and start picking your teams by the middle of August.
The game will be completely free to play as ever and there’ll be a hefty jackpot up for grabs if you finish inside the top 10 at the end of the season.
However, for those of you who really like to get stuck into your fantasy football, we’re excited to introduce our new subscription service Dream Team Coach for the upcoming season.
What is the Dream Team Coach and how much will it be?
Dream Team Coach is every fantasy football fan’s dream.
This service will provide Dream Team managers with detailed insights, venue and opposition stats, score projections, player comparisons and various other analysis tools to help you get the edge over your fellow Dream Team players.
Everyone who plays Dream Team will have access to a FREE two-week trial, and the full service after that is charged at £9.99 for the season.
More details will be revealed soon.
Who were the best fantasy football players last season?
If you had Raheem Sterling, Kevin De Bruyne and/or Mohamed Salah in your team last season, then you were doing pretty alright.
We’ve recently released our Dream Team ‘best XI’ of 2019/20, which you can see here.
Who will be the best fantasy football players on the game this season?
Ah, that’s the beauty of fantasy football, isn’t it?
Nobody quite knows who’ll be hot and who’ll be not in the 2020/21 campaign, although we quite like the look of the names on this list of best newcomers to the game last season.
We’re hoping for even more from the likes of Christian Pulisic and Bruno Fernandes for the upcoming campaign, and we’ll be sure to look out for another brilliant bargain like Mason Mount.