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Fantasy football team names: All of the best Premier League names for 2020/21 season

We’re getting ready for another season of glorious Premier League and fantasy football action.

But while we wait, it’s time to give your new Dream Team some serious thought – and that starts with deciding on your team name for the season ahead.

See our ultimate list below, including the best and funniest we can think of.

Funny and best Premier League names:

McGinn and Tonic

Earth, Wind and Maguire

Knowing me, knowing you, Zaha

Lallanas in Pyjamas


Beat Around Debuchy


50 Shades O’Shea

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest


Willian Dollar Baby

No Weimann No Cry

Dzeko and the Bunnymen

Xhaka Khan

Sterling Silva

Bayer Neverlusen

Krul and the Gang

Chiellini Con Carne

Dzeko & the Bunnymen


Bacuna Matata

Kroos Control

Michu at De Gea Ba

Dukes of Hazard

Pjanic at the Disco

Run the Kewells

Gylfi Pleasures

3 Men and a Bebé

My Little Bony

Bradley Ormesher - The Times

Pique and De Bruyne

Ospina Colada

Settlers of Zlatan


Multiple Scorgasms

Arfield of Dreams

Top Dier

Gotta Griez’Em All


Top of the Klopps

Giroud Sandstorm

Boom Xhakalaka

Pleased to Michu

Enter Shaqiri

The Zarate Kid

Deeney in a Bottle

Smack My Bilic Up

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The Cesc Pistols

Inter Row-Z

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Delph & Safety

Expected Toulouse


Victorious Secret

Goal of Duty

Batshuayi Crazy

Martial Law

Salt & Pepe

Fiddler on the Huth

Bilbao Baggins

The Kouyate Kid

Egg Fried Reus

Flying Without Ings

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The Wizard of Özil

Benteke Fried Chicken

Who ate all Depays?

Ayew Ready?

Riders of Yohan

Fun Lovren Criminals

Kings of Leon Osman

Sonic Huth

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

Dolly Barton

Lady Yaya

Lallana Del Rey

Tinchy Sneijder

Blink-1 Eto’o

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Mean Gaals

Lord of the Ings

Show me da Mané

Wha’ Schlupp?

The Vardy Boys

Ibe gotta feeling

For Fuchs Sake

Tea & Busquets

Santi’s Little Helpers

The Big Lewandowski

My Little Kone

Escape from Alcaraz


The Balotelli-tubbies

Baines on Toast

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Cry Me a Rivière

Men Behaving Chadli

Crouch Potato

Mr Bojan-Goals

Cesc and the City

Costa del Silva

Hazard Lights

Absolutely Fabregas

Lads on Toure

The Neville Wears Prada

Who Ate All Depays

Le Saux Solid Crew

Pique Blinders

Krul to be Kind

Krul Intentions

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Game of Throw-Ins

Puncheon in the Face

Dirty Sanchez

Bony & Clyne

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Moves like Agger

Whats Love Gotze do?

2 Goals 1 Cup

Crystal Phallus

Ayew Ready For This?

Neville Wears Prada

The Men Who Stare at Gotze

For Fuchs Ake

Mertesacker Emptiness

When does fantasy football start for the new season?

The new Premier League season is set to kick-off on September 12 – although no fixtures have been released just yet.

The new Dream Team game isn’t live just yet either but you should be able to sign up and start picking your teams by the middle of August.

The game will be completely free to play as ever and there’ll be a hefty jackpot up for grabs if you finish inside the top 10 at the end of the season.

However, for those of you who really like to get stuck into your fantasy football, we’re excited to introduce our new subscription service Dream Team Coach for the upcoming season.

What is the Dream Team Coach and how much will it be?

Dream Team Coach is every fantasy football fan’s dream.

This service will provide Dream Team managers with detailed insights, venue and opposition stats, score projections, player comparisons and various other analysis tools to help you get the edge over your fellow Dream Team players.

Everyone who plays Dream Team will have access to a FREE two-week trial, and the full service after that is charged at £9.99 for the season.

More details will be revealed soon.

Who were the best fantasy football players last season?

If you had Raheem Sterling, Kevin De Bruyne and/or Mohamed Salah in your team last season, then you were doing pretty alright.

We’ve recently released our Dream Team ‘best XI’ of 2019/20, which you can see here.

Who will be the best fantasy football players on the game this season?

Ah, that’s the beauty of fantasy football, isn’t it?

Nobody quite knows who’ll be hot and who’ll be not in the 2020/21 campaign, although we quite like the look of the names on this list of best newcomers to the game last season.

We’re hoping for even more from the likes of Christian Pulisic and Bruno Fernandes for the upcoming campaign, and we’ll be sure to look out for another brilliant bargain like Mason Mount.