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Fantasy Football: Classic funny team names from down the years

  • The Premier League is back in August which is music to the ears of fantasy football fans
  • Dream Team is back and better than ever, so stayed tuned for tips, bargains and funny team names ahead of the new season

Friends and fans, we’ve reached that time of year once again.

Dream Team is back for the 2018/19 season, and it’s shaping up to be an absolute belter.

But while you’ve probably got your team sorted, and you know the players you want in your Dream Team XI, there’s always one point in the team selection that we all struggle with.

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Our team name.

Do you make it funny and quirky, or do you try and make it a fantasy football team name original?

Whether you want an old classic or a new zinger, we’ve compiled this huge list of potential team names for your Dream Team this season.


Giroud Sandstorm

Boom Xhakalaka

Pleased to Michu

Enter Shaqiri

The Zarate Kid

Deeney in a Bottle

Smack My Bilic Up

The Cesc Pistols

Inter Row-Z

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Multiple Scorgasms

Arfield of Dreams

Top Dier

Gotta Griez’Em All

Top of the Klopps

My Little Bony

Pique and De Bruyne

Ospina Colada

Settlers of Zlatan


Goal of Duty

Batshuayi Crazy

Martial Law

Salt & Pepe

Fiddler on the Huth

Delph & Safety

Expected Toulouse


Victorious Secret

Bilbao Baggins

The Kouyate Kid

Egg Fried Reus

Flying Without Ings

The Wizard of Özil

Benteke Fried Chicken

Who ate all Depays?

Ayew Ready?

Riders of Yohan

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

Sonic Huth

Fun Lovren Criminals

Kings of Leon Osman

Dolly Barton

Lady Yaya

Lallana Del Rey

Tinchy Sneijder

Blink-1 Eto’o

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Mean Gaals

Lord of the Ings

Show me da Mané

Wha’ Schlupp?

The Vardy Boys

Ibe gotta feeling

For Fuchs Sake

Tea & Busquets

Santi’s Little Helpers

The Big Lewandowski

My Little Kone

Escape from Alcaraz


The Balotelli-tubbies

Baines on Toast

Cry Me a Rivière

Men Behaving Chadli

Crouch Potato

Mr Bojan-Goals

Cesc and the City

Costa del Silva

Hazard Lights

Absolutely Fabregas

Lads on Toure

The Neville Wears Prada

Who Ate All Depays

Le Saux Solid Crew

Pique Blinders

Krul to be Kind

Lallanas in Pyjamas


Beat Around Debuchy


50 Shades O’Shea

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

Willian Dollar Baby

No Weimann No Cry

Dzeko and the Bunnymen

Xhaka Khan

Sterling Silva

Pjanic at the Disco

Run the Kewells

Gylfi Pleasures

3 Men and a Bebé

Krul Intentions

Game of Throw-Ins

Puncheon in the Face

Dirty Sanchez

Bony & Clyne

Chamakh My Pitch Up

Moves like Agger

Whats Love Gotze do?

2 Goals 1 Cup

Crystal Phallus

Ayew Ready For This?

Neville Wears Prada

The Men Who Stare at Gotze

For Fuchs Ake

Mertesacker Emptiness

Bayer Neverlusen

Krul and the Gang

Chiellini Con Carne

Dzeko & the Bunnymen

Bacuna Matata

Kroos Control

Michu at De Gea Ba

Dukes of Hazard

Sure, there’s 115 suggestions there, but we’ve probably missed a few.

As always, if we have missed any, head over to our Facebook page and add your suggestions there!

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