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Trick-or-treaters terrify locals by dressing up as ‘Romelu Lukaku’s first touch’ for Halloween

Many Mancunians are already calling it the 'scariest costume all time'

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Manchester residents are set to be scared witless this Halloween.

Local youths plan to dress up as Romelu Lukaku’s first touch before venturing out to terrify neighbours through ‘trick-or-treating’.

Many Mancunians are already calling the costume idea the ‘scariest of all time’.

Mr Trampoline Shins

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Mr Trampoline Shins

Police have advised anyone dressed up as the Belgian’s touch to avoid visiting the elderly, or those with a nervous disposition.

There are genuine fears that some Old Trafford season-ticket holders may go into shock if they come face-to-face with their biggest fear.

Lee Satchell, a huge Man United fan from London, is believed to have thought up the idea.

“I just so happened to be watching montage of Lukaku’s first touches late at night when I was all alone in the house,” he said.

“It was scarring, mortifying… mental torture I’d call it.

Spooky season

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Spooky season

“I didn’t sleep a wink for the next three days.

“I kept imaging Lukaku lurking in the corner of my room, a five-yard pass cannoning off his shin and out for a throw-in.

“It was then I realised I had discovered the perfect Halloween costume.

“Me and my mates are going to trick-or-treat the Lowry Hotel, see if we can make Jose pass out through fear.”

In other news, some north Londoners have dressed up as ‘new signings’ in a bid to scare Spurs chairman Daniel Levy…

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