Spurs will release a DVD to commemorate their first ever win against Real Madrid.
Mauricio Pochettino’s side beat Madrid 3-1, and Daniel Levy is keen not to miss out on a potentially lucrative commercial opportunity.
The title of the DVD, set for release on Harry Kane’s birthday, will be ‘One Night In Wembley’.
Amateur film make Lee Satchell, who’s in charge of the project, said: “I’m delighted to confirm the DVD.
“We were going to call it ‘We Put The Pressure On And It Finally Paid Off’ but that didn’t really have the ring needed.
“Then we thought about ‘Madrid Get Doubles At The Dele Counter’ but that had trademarking issues, so we had to settle on ‘One Night In Wembley’.
“Everyone thinks it’s just going to be highlights from the game, but it’ll be so much more than that.
“For a start there will be 200 hours of Mousa Dembele turning round in circles with the ball.
“Then there’s Dele Alli’s top 100 nutmegs from the last six months.
“We’ve got Moussa Sissoko talking through his top five accidental assists. Those ones where he goes to rattle the ball as hard as he can and ends up slicing it to Harry Kane.
“And finally we’ve got Eric Dier giving Portuguese lessons. We were going to put some of Spurs’ best handshakes in there but we just didn’t have enough time.
“All this can be yours for the one-off price of £49.99. Arsenal fans can get it for half price if they show a Europa League ticket.”
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