EA has released a special “Snake” card for West Ham pariah, Dimitri Payet.
The Frenchman, 29, will be returning to Olympique de Marseille after he refused to play for The Hammers.
As a result, a new card has emerged, honouring Payet’s 10/10 attitude.
The Frenchman scores a near perfect score on “Snake” – but falls down heavily in the “Fans” section.
Elsewhere, his pay and free kicks are rated at “99”, with “Loyalty” taking a huge hit – scoring “0”.
Fittingly, the card will not be making an appearance in the FIFA market.
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