EL LOCO
A 2004 Javier Saviola hat-trick explains why Eddie Nketiah isn't starting for Leeds
MR. INCONSISTENCY
Marcus Rashford is an enigma - occasionally brilliant, often frustrating
UNIQUE
Picking an England XI using 11 players from 11 different teams
KICK IT OUT
England fans who went to Bulgaria must continue to defy racism back home
MIMICS
England and Liverpool aren't too dissimilar - Southgate should copy them
MISFIRING
For the first time in Gareth Southgate's tenure, doubts are creeping in
GUILTY PLEASURE
'The most hated team in the League' are becoming one of the most likeable
AWOL
One year since *that chant* Arsenal are in the midst of an identity crisis again
FRONT LINES
Forget all the false dawns, this Nottingham Forest season feels different
FUNNY OLD GAME
It's not particularly weird that Serge Gnabry never got a sniff at West Brom
IRN BRU
Kieran Tierney is the world-beater in waiting who could match Ashley Cole's legacy
GREAT SCOT
All hail John 'McGiniesta' - absolutely everyone's new favourite player
FRONT LINES
Lee Bowyer has unified what looked like a broken family at Charlton
FUN SPONGES
Maybe, just maybe, Barcelona are actually the problem
PARFAIT
The 12 perfect performances that earned 10/10 ratings from L'Equipe
