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down the pub

Things you’ll never hear a football fan say

01:44

DREAM TEAM COMEDY

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DREAM TEAM COMEDY

The Wenger In society

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DREAM TEAM COMEDY

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01:47

Funeral for a friend

Losing a mate like this is always tough on the group

01:32

pints at your local

How Premier League clubs would order a pint in 90 seconds

01:09

Alternate reality

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01:13

get a round in

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01:31

pub scenes

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00:47

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goalscoring for dummies

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wenger leaving party

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02:24

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02:56

WHITE HART KANE

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02:55

HULL-O AND GOODBYE

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02:52

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01:04

Last Game At The Lane

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00:47

Devastated

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Taxi

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