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8 rival badges that will make you feel confused and angry

We’ll never know what possessed us to do this again.

The first edition was traumatising enough.

But we’ve done it anyway.

Take two fierce rivals and merge their club crests together and you get these horrifying results…

1 Roma and Lazio

3

Francesco Totti would be sick at the sight of it.

2 West Ham and Millwall

4

Whatever you do, don’t walk around London with this plastered on you.

3 Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid

6

We tried to unite the Spanish capital but instead we made Fernando Torres cry.

4 Fenerbahce and Galatasaray

2

Even worse than Graeme Souness planting that flag in the centre circle.

5 Celtic and Rangers

7

And just like that Dream Team’s weekend away in Glasgow is cancelled.

6 Marseille and PSG

1

Le Classique… mortifying.

7 Barcelona and Espanyol

5

We just became Gerard Pique’s worst enemy.

8 Sunderland and Newcastle

8

***gets sudden urge to punch a horse***

That mercifully is the end.

All we can do is apologise for ruining football forever.


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