That noise you just heard in your back garden, that’s nothing to be frightened of.
Shkodran Mustafi’s cross just smashed into your garden shed and broke yer da’s favourite gnome on its way.
The ‘centre-back’ has become a figure of ridicule at the Emirates this season after a series of calamitous errors.
The German is almost certain to leave north London this summer but in true Mustafi fashion, he’s determined to go out in a blaze of comical glory.
During Arsenal’s routine 2-0 win over Newcastle, the defender decided to take matters into his own hands as the Gunners went in search of a second goal.
In reality, he shouldn’t have really bothered.
Mustafi produced a gravity-defying cross from the right that left fans and team-mates alike stunned.
It’s already become a GIF that we guarantee you’ll have on repeat…
The trajectory he managed to achieve was literally impossible, so in a way, fair play to him.
The moment prompted a hilarious response from Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang who felt no shame in openly mocking the ability of his team-mate.
We expected nothing less from the Premier League’s most entertaining defender.
This showreel of Mustafi’s worst moments will make you cherish your club’s worst defender…
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