The immediacy of social media, Netflix and Tinder premium have eroded our generation’s patience.
Instant gratification is trendy and it’s actually quite rude they expect us to wait for the Premier League’s conclusion.
With that in mind, we’re giving you the chance to determine the ultimate destination of the trophy (and it’s posh gold hat) right now.
Simply click on your preferred route and enjoy the journey.
But be warned, your decisions have consequences…