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STAT PADDING

Kylian Mbappe forced Villefranche to break their controller with two rage-inducing assists

Anyone who plays FIFA knows how frustrating these passes are

By Samuel Gilbert
6th February 2019, 9:10 pm
Updated: 6th February 2019, 9:19 pm

These are the type of goals that lead to broken controllers on FIFA.

Remarkably it took PSG over 100 minutes to break the deadlock against third division side FC Villefranche in the Coupe de France.

Thomas Tuchel was so wary of a coupon-busting result that he sent on both Edinson Cavani and Kylian Mbappe to deal with the plucky opposition.

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After Julien Draxler opened the scoring early in extra-time the flood gates opened and Mbappe sensed an opportunity to do some good old fashion ‘stat padding’.

Villefranche committed almost everyone forward and allowed the 20-year-old to part their defence like the Red Sea.

He laid on two almost identical assists for his team-mates from positions that would be all too familiar for regular FIFA players.

Mbappe worked his way past the entire Villefranche defence and PSG had a two-on-one opportunity
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Mbappe worked his way past the entire Villefranche defence and PSG had a two-on-one opportunity

The Frenchman travelled into the box and Moussa Diaby’s eyes lit up in the centre
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The Frenchman travelled into the box and Moussa Diaby’s eyes lit up in the centre

The pacey forward played the ball square to give his countryman an open goal
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The pacey forward played the ball square to give his countryman an open goal

*Launches controller at wall*
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*Launches controller at wall*

Just a few minutes later the exact same situation occurred for PSG but this time Cavani was the beneficiary of Mbappe’s sh*thouse antics.

This looks familiar
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This looks familiar

Mbappe decided to play chicken with the goalkeeper once again
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Mbappe decided to play chicken with the goalkeeper once again

A lonesome defender tried to stop the inevitable but Cavani was on hand to finish with his eyes closed
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A lonesome defender tried to stop the inevitable but Cavani was on hand to finish with his eyes closed

Not only did it take PSG over 100 minutes to score against their third-tier opponents but they did it without a single ounce of respect.

Mbappe is one unforgiving soul.

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