Jamie Vardy will go down as the most typical footballer of the Brexit Britain era.
He’s hard as nails, he’s having a party, and he doesn’t give a toss what you think of him.
Which is why he’s great, and has given us many moments to remember him by…
1 The time he put more faith in banter than oxygen
2 The time he called out his own lookalike
3 The time he stuck two fingers up to sports science and nutrition
4 Sorry, the two times he did…
5 The time when he couldn’t be arsed to get into the big talking points
6 The time he literally punched himself in the face for missing a shot
7 And then his explanation for doing so
8 The time he explained how he almost *literally* became a party boy
9 The time he mugged off Kasper Schmeichel and Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg for having the tenacity to not be from Great Britain
10 The time he took to Twitter to crowdsource a marriage proposal
11 And finally, the time he genuinely tried to get an old Facebook status trademarked
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