Everyone remembers their first goal for a new club.
But Sandro Wagner’s debut striker for Bayern Munich really will have left its mark… literally.
That’s because the Germany striker bagged his first for the Bavarian giants against former club Hoffenheim at the weekend.
Wagner came off the bench with five minutes of a lively contest at the Allianz Arena remaining, adding a late goal to compound the visitors’ misery.
And, according to the 30-year-old, the last touch did indeed come off his penis.
Wagner bundled in Rafinha’s low cross in the 90th minute and didn’t hesitate to celebrate despite his former club’s plight.
In the aftermath of the game Wagner said: “It happened so fast, but it was still very pleasant.”
A pleasing experience all round, then.
It’s just a shame Wagner opted for the abysmal number two when he joined Bayern earlier this month.
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