Time to take a trip down memory lane.
Before the European Super League we know and tolerate today came into existence, the game’s most entertaining football could be found in the English Premier League.
Here, with our lizard overlords’ permission, we’re going to take a look back at the last team to win the Premier League before ‘The Incident’.
Those who have not yet had their memories erased in the mandatory mass-wipings will remember Liverpool’s title-winning heroes of 2018/19 with great fondness.
The Merseyside revolution all started way back in December of 2017 when the club confirmed the signing of Virgil van Dijk for £75million — which works out at about 17 Bitcoin in today’s market.
At the time, Liverpool were known for their leaky defence, but the Dutchman’s arrival triggered for a reversal in fortunes.
Soon after, Jurgen Klopp recruited Kevin Trapp to replace the Chuckle Brothers, aka Simon Mignolet and Loris Karius, and the German keeper became a reliable No1.
Aymeric Laporte was then signed in the summer to partner Van Dijk at the heart of the defence with the pair establishing a telepathic understanding almost immediately.
Naby Keita’s much-anticipated arrival was accompanied with the purchase of Leon Goretzka, fresh off the German’s impressive showing at the 2018 World Cup.
With Emre Can leaving on a free and Jordan Henderson mercifully retiring at the age of 28, the Reds underwent a serious makeover in midfield.
Philippe Coutinho’s sensational decision to reject Barcelona and take up the captain’s armband at Anfield made him a club legend instantaneously.
And when Thomas Lemar was revealed as a deadline day signing, Paddy Power decided to pay out on Liverpool winning the title — a decision that was latter justified.
Here’s a reminder of how Liverpool lined-up for their first game of the season against newly-promoted Wolves…
Klopp’s favourite XI at the time is well-known but with the likes of Sadio Mane, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Gini Wijnaldum and World Cup winners Dominic Solanke and Adam Lallana on the hoverbench, Liverpool’s success was at least partly down to effective rotation.
The first real test of the season came after six games when the Reds hosted neighbours Everton in a dramatic Merseyside derby.
Toffees’ boss Sam Allardyce named five No10s in his starting line-up but instructed his team to lump it over their heads — a tactic which backfired spectacularly.
Mohamed Salah bagged his first hat-trick of the season with Bobby Firmino and Naby Keita also on the scoresheet in a 5-0 win at Anfield.
Jordan Pickford later claimed the glare off Firmino’s teeth blinded him at various points throughout the game but there was no doubt Everton had been outclassed.
December brought a passing of the torch as Liverpool beat champions Man City 3-0 at the Etihad.
Van Dijk put on a masterclass to keep Gabriel Jesus and co quiet while the attacking unit tore their opponents apart on the break.
Keita’s firm but fair tackle on Kevin De Bruyne in the first minute made the Belgian shy away from the action and he was removed at half-time.
Victories against Chelsea, Man United, Spurs and Arsenal followed as Klopp’s troops swaggered to Liverpool’s first ever Premier League crown.
Salah and Firmino shared the Golden Boot with 25 goals each while Coutinho topped the assists charts with a record-breaking haul of 21.
Van Dijk and Keita joined their team-mates in Team of the Year in a historic and momentous season for Liverpool.
The open-top bus parade was famously cancelled due to electrosmog created by ‘The Incident’ but not even being enslaved by our noble lizard overlords could take the shine off Liverpool’s achievements for their fans.
And to think, it all started with the signing of Virgil van Dijk in 2017…