Always giving the fans the optimism they need for the season ahead.
Much like when he said Sunderland were in a relegation battle after just two games last season.
Moyes’ latest quotes will not be music to the ears of West Ham fans.
And with Chicharito picking up a hamstring injury in Mexico’s friendly with Belgium on Friday, the clouds are gathering at West Ham.
Even Moyes sounds like he could already be planning for life after the ‘Dildo Brothers’.
“I don’t think it’s a bad team, a bad squad. But I can’t be bothered with any drivel,” The Guardian reported Moyes as saying.
“I’m going to be direct with the players. If they don’t like it then I’m sorry. We’ve got to make sure we get through to them quickly.”
So far so good, other than calling certain members of the squad drivel.
Then the kind of statement that has characterised Moyes since his ill-fated succession of Sir Alex Ferguson.
“If it works, great. If it doesn’t, then I’ll see the East End of London for seven months, then I’ll go elsewhere.”
With Hammers fans already pretty underwhelmed with the appointment, these quotes won’t exactly fill them with confidence.
You know what they say… give it Moyseh!