It’s the anniversary.
You’ve nipped out to buy something nice with the missus.
You’re really pushing the boat out by going to Victoria’s Secret.
For those of you who aren’t quite sure what that is but don’t want to risk googling it, Victoria’s Secret specialises in lingerie.
What’s the last thing you’d want to encounter as you try and quietly leave the shop with your purchases?
How about a crowd of buoyant Republic of Ireland fans?
Ahh, the Irish.
You can always rely on the Irish fans to bring the cheer whatever part of the world they are in.
This time it’s Denmark, with Ireland taking on the Danes at Telia Parken in Copenhagen.
The first-leg of the World Cup play-off is likely to be a tense affair.
Denmark haven’t lost at home in a year and will have the creative presence of Christian Eriksen to call upon.
Time to conjure up some of that Martin O’Neil magic.