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Albacete defender needs ten stitches to PENIS after freak collision with alleged neo-Nazi team-mate

Mariano Bittolo had manhood sliced in unfortunate clash with Roman Zozulya, who has links with Ukrainian far right groups

How to ruin your weekend in three seconds by Mariano Bittolo.

The Albacete left-back required ten stitches to his PENIS after a freak injury in Spain’s second tier.

The Argentine’s manhood was sliced open when team-mate Roman Zozulya, who has alleged neo-Nazi links, caught it with his boot as he jumped for a header during the 0-0 draw against Huesca.

Bittolo was standing unawares when Zozulya’s studs caught his pork sword.

He was writhing in agony on the ground and immediately called for attention following the 82nd minute incident.

Albacete club doctor Eduardo Rodriguez confirmed to Marca that Bittolo required ten stitches following the unfortunate clash.

Albacete defender Mariano Bittolo checks extent of damage of cutting penis

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“Oh s**t!”

Bit of swelling may help matters if you catch our drift.

Zozulya only signed for the club in the summer after Rayo Vallecano were forced to cancel his contract due to fan pressure.

Roman Zozulya is alleged to have neo-Nazi links back in native Ukraine

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Roman Zozulya is alleged to have neo-Nazi links back in native Ukraine

Notoriously left-wing supporters demanded he leave the club following his January deadline day arrival due to alleged Nazi ideologies.

Zozulya denied these allegations, insisting they were a misunderstanding — but Rayo gave into the fans after they protested at the training ground.

He was forced to return to Real Betis, but couldn’t legally register due to the closure of the transfer window, and signed for Albacete in the summer.


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