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Man United fans plan open-top bus parade to celebrate INVINCIBLES Premier League title

After two 4-0 wins in a row most fans don't see the point in playing the rest of the season

The streets of Swansea played host to a huge party this afternoon as Martin Tyler and other Man United fans celebrated winning the Premier League title after just two games.

Jose Mourinho’s men won 4-0 for the second game in a row and even though they still have 36 league fixtures to play, most fans failed to see the point in playing the rest of season.

Victories over West Ham and a Gylfi Sigurdsson-less Swansea quite clearly indicate that United are the best team in the country.

INVINCIBLES!

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Season-ticket holder, Lee Satchell said: “I’m just so happy. It’s our 21st title and arguably our best.

“I know that City, Spurs and all them have only played one game but did you see the way Paul Pogba glided past Leroy Fer? If anything we should give Juventus MORE money.

“Time to engrave our name on the trophy and sort out the open-top bus parade.

“To go the whole season undefeated as well… I reckon we should replace the Alex Ferguson statue with one of Phil Jones to be honest.”

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Fans also demanded that Harry Kane post the Golden Boot to Romelu Lukaku first-class so as not to waste anybody’s time.

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