We’d just like to disclose that the next 100 to 200 words or so are purely tongue in cheek.
But Hector Bellerin proved last night just how much of an undisputed, pathetic loser he is.
That’s what eagle-eyed fans on social media were claiming after the Arsenal defender was part of a Spain side that were beaten by Germany in the final of the European Under-21 Championships.
Mitchell Weiser’s audacious header in the first half was enough for the Germans to hold onto victory and take the title away from Spain for the first time since 2009.
And people noticed something about Bellerin in the immediate aftermath of the final:
The likes of Saul Niguez, Sandro and Inaki Williams all swiftly remove their loser’s medals after having them placed around their necks.
But not Bellerin.
The Gunners right back strolls off almost proudly displaying his new accolade which he definitely can’t wait to add to his collection.
That’s what you get for breeding mediocrity for so long, Mr Wenger.
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