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13 things you only know if you’re a proper Man City fan

David James playing up front anyone?

1 This man is very important


It’s Shaun Goater (aka The Goat) and if you fed him, he did score.

He did over 100 times for City and was top scorer for four consecutive seasons at the turn of the century.

The man is a cult legend, all the more so for having been let go by Man United as a boy.

2 You had a World Cup winner as manager (but it didn’t end very well)

England World Cup winner Alan Ball during his reign as Man City manager

Alan Ball’s appointment in 1995 was shrowded in accusations of nepotism (his mate Franny Lee was the owner) and City failed to win in his first 11 games in charge.

And then…

3 They slept-walked their way straight to relegation


In the last game of the 1995/96 season City attempted to run down the clock believing their 2-2 scoreline at Anfield against Liverpool was enough to see them safe.

It wasn’t. And they went down without even trying.

4 Georgi Kingladze was capable of magic David Silva can only dream of


One bright spark from that season was the emergence of this little wizard.

Kinkladze was a mesmeric little genius who City somehow unearthed from Dinamo Tblisi.

Penalty-taking extraordinaire and dribbling whizz, Kinkladze is probably City’s greatest ever Premier League player.

Okay, he’s definitely not… but he was bloody decent.

5 You went through the entire 1990s without beating Man United



The 1994/95 season was a particular low point, when United put eight past them in two games without reply.

6 Stuart Pearce oversaw a campaign in which you scored 10 goals at home all season


He was actually being tipped as a future England boss at the start of that season.

By the end of it City’s players looked like they’d completely forgotten the point of football.

7 And he put David James upfront



Pearce’s lunacy arguably reached peak loon the season before when, chasing a UEFA Cup place in the last game of the season, he made an idiotic tactical substitution.

He brought on Nicky Weaver (a goalkeeper) for Claudio Reyna (a midfielder) and all so he could push David James (again, a goalkeeper) up front.

All the while leaving Jon Macken (a striker, an actual f*****g striker) on the bench.

As you would expect, James played terribly.

8 Ben Thatcher was your most expensive signing one summer


The summer of 2004 was not exactly transfer vintage at the Etihad.

He cost £1.1 million by the way.

9 Two years later he tried to kill Pedro Mendes


The on-pitch assault fractured (nice guy) Pedro’s jaw and left (evil a**hole) Ben as the most despised man in football.

Genuinely horrific.

10 Nicolas Anelka once got 24 goals in one season for you


And you still only finished 16th.

11 A team featuring Michael Tarnat once beat United 4-1


And Shaun Wright-Phillips finished it all off with an absolute worldie.

And it wasn’t even a dream.

12 You signed George Weah from AC Milan

soccer goal box george verona


This wasn’t a dream either.

And the King of Liberia scored four times in nine games — good numbers.

13 This rag-tag assortment achieved something truly magical

Man City

You don’t need us to remind you what it is.

But we like telling the story.

It’s 1999, it’s the second division play-off final and Gillingham have scored in the 81st and 87th minute to seemingly win the game.

But, oh no. City score twice in injury time to take the game to extra-time and, after a goalless 30 minutes, then go on to win it on penalties.

Prompting City fans everywhere to explain to Man United where they could stick their European Cup, won four days earlier.

All the old-school, lifelong City fans deserve the success of the modern era, you’ve been through plenty.