Five-a-side is a great game.
But most of us play it on pitches that give us astro-burns and occasionally feature broken bottles and/or discarded condoms.
Imagine playing on these beauties instead…
1) Switzerland
The Ottmar Hitzfeld stadium in Switzerland isn’t the best if you’re afraid of heights.
2) Faroe Islands
It’s like a scene straight out of Balamory.
3) Bolivia
Mind the windows when you’re playing in La Paz.
4) Brazil
Overlooked by Christ the Redeemer, so you’re always guaranteed a fair game.
5) Thailand
Perfect for Ashley Young, Arjen Robben and Jurgen Klinsmann.
6) France
If the Eiffel Tower doesn’t inspire nutmegs, nothing will.
7) India
Ideal for anyone who likes playing one-twos with the boards.
8) Singapore
We’ll give you £100 if you can hit the skyscapers at Marina Bay.
9) Japan
Another one that might get the best of any who struggles with acrophobia.
10) Portugal
Why don’t we ever get those types of crowds for our games?
11) Greenland
Wherever you go there is always football.
