1 They’ve never had any good players
2 There’s no point staying until the end
3 There are *never* any goals
4 History? Forget it
5 The ground is a s***hole
6 There’s no atmosphere
7 It’s literally in the middle of nowhere
8 And you wouldn’t want to take your family there
No, they clearly do not give a single f***.
9 The local accomodation is ~sketchy~ at best if you did make the stupid decision to go
10 Trophies? Fuhgettaboutit
11 There’s no sense of community
12 They just can’t attract the big names any more
13 Yep, don’t bother with United
Nothing to see here.