15 reasons why you should never support Arsenal

1 They’ve never had a decent goalscorer

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2 They’ve never made a big-money signing

3 The ground is falling apart

4 They haven’t got a tasty derby

5 They always just hoof it long

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6 It’s in the a*** end of nowhere

7 And it’s a nightmare to get there

8 They’ve never had a proper leader

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9 The pitch is always in a state

10 They don’t have enough creative players

11 They don’t support home-grown talent

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12 Nobody cool supports them

13 They never stick by their managers

14 They’ve never won anything

15 And they’ve never achieved anything truly memorable

Yep, nothing good at all…