Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Today, we are those men.
We’re not quite sure what possessed us to do it but we’ve merged rival badges together and the results are suitably unnerving…
1 Man United & Man City
No, no, no!
2 Inter & AC Milan
Imagine this plastered all over the San Siro… repulsive.
3 River Plate & Boca Juniors
Because of this we are no longer welcome in Argentina.
4 Liverpool & Everton
They may be ‘friendly’ rivals but this is probably a bridge too far.
5 Benfica & Sporting Clube de Portugal
And that’s Lisbon off our travel list.
6 Arsenal & Spurs
BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE!
7 Roma & Lazio
Francesco Totti would be sick at the sight of it.
8 West Ham & Millwall
Whatever you do, don’t walk around London with this plastered on you.
9 Real Madrid & Atletico Madrid
We tried to unite the Spanish capital but instead we made Fernando Torres cry.
10 Fenerbahce and Galatasaray
Even worse than Graeme Souness planting that flag in the centre circle.
11 Celtic & Rangers
Why does this image smell like old recipe Irn-Bru?
12 Marseille & PSG
Le Classique… mortifying.
13 Barcelona & Espanyol
We just became Gerard Pique’s worst enemy.
14 Newcastle & Sunderland
***gets sudden urge to punch a horse***
That, mercifully, is the end.
We can only apologise for ruining football forever.