Man United fans don’t care about missing out on Monaco defensive midfielder Fabinho to Liverpool as they never wanted him in the first place.
United chased the Brazilian in previous transfer windows but were pipped by Liverpool, as Jurgen Klopp continues to build the most mobile team the Premier League has ever seen.
But Lee Satchell, who has designed several ‘Fabinho- The Spider | Welcome to Man United’ YouTube videos, has put any ideas of jealously to bed.
Satchell said: “Why would we want the Brazilian Jake Livermore when we’ve got Nemanja Matic?
“Yeah, I might not have watched a single Ligue 1 game this season.
“But I’ve seen enough YouTube compilations in my time to know that Fabinho is just a glorified Scott McTominay.
“If he’s that good why is he not in the Brazil squad?
“Our boy Fred is there instead of him, that’s why. My mate down the pub is an expert on Ukrainian football.
“He said Fred the Red is twice the player Flappyinho is. He’s gonna have him in his pocket first time we play Liverpool.
“Mark my words. I’ve already got the memes lined up.”
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