England striker Jamie Vardy has reportedly ‘gone missing’ just two hours after landing in Amsterdam.
The Leicester star flew with the rest of the Three Lions squad to the Dutch capital but was keen to visit the local cultural spots as soon as he arrived, according to local sources.
“We’re not entirely sure where he is right now, but we’re not overly worried at this stage,” said squad insider Lee Satchell.
He continued: “What is peculiar to us is why Vardy seems so obsessed with the culture here. He didn’t seem at all bothered when we played in Vilnius and Ljubljana.
“We’ll just leave him to it. No doubt he’s at the Rijksmuseum or Rembrandt House. Yeah, he’s probably at one of those two spots for sure.”
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