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Spurs announce bottle partnership after crashing out of Champions League

Spurs will become the face of bottled water after Champions League defeat against Juventus

Spurs have announced a bottle partnership after crashing out of the Champions League.

Mauricio Pochettino’s were knocked out of Europe by Juventus despite scoring two away goals, meaning they’ve now got to focus on the FA Cup and putting the pressure on in the Premier League.

Daniel Levy has moved quickly to offset the financial loss from exiting Europe by agreeing a bottle partnership.


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How the bottles will look

Lee Satchell, the spokesman behind the deal, said: “We couldn’t think of anyone better to represent bottles than Spurs.

“They are one of history’s great bottlers. Few have done it with as much hope, class and excitement as Spurs do.

“There’s going to be two types of bottled water. One’s your plain English hard water, which will be modelled by Eric Dier and Harry Kane.

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“The other is a sparkling variety that can only be made under extreme pressure. That’ll be manufactured in Leicester and Chelsea.

“Dele Alli is going to be the face of that brand, given his history in aquatics.

“Each bottle will be priced at £24.49. We tried to tell Daniel Levy that that was a bit high, given the competition, but he wouldn’t budge.”

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