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Alexis Sanchez can’t wait to play at right-back under Jose Mourinho

False 9: Alexis Sanchez can't wait to leave Arsenal for Man United and be converted into a defensive right-back

Alexis Sanchez will chose Man United over Man City because he ‘can’t wait to be converted into a right-back’ by Jose Mourinho.

The Chilean forward is set to leave Arsenal after becoming disillusioned with life at the Emirates.

While it initially looked set in stone that Sanchez would join Pep Guardiola’s thrilling attacking unit in Manchester, Mourinho now looks to have stolen a march on his arch-nemesis.


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They’re calling this guy the ‘new Gary Neville’

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They’re calling this guy the ‘new Gary Neville’

Unofficial source Lee Satchell, who claims to have walked Sanchez’s dogs on several occasions, claims it’s the 29-year-old’s desire to become the ‘new Gary Neville’ that has sealed the move.

Satchell said: “You only have to look what Mourinho has done with Antonio Valencia and Ashley Young to understand why Sanchez would want to move to Old Trafford.

“Take Luke Shaw for example. The world’s most expensive teenager? Who cares. Mourinho picks Young, a left winger, to play instead of him.

“That commitment really caught Sanchez’s eye.

Sanchez getting used to his new role

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Sanchez getting used to his new role

“Creating and scoring goals is stressful. At City you’re expected to be creative all the time.

“It’s much easier to play as part of a back eight under Mourinho, occasionally getting forward to put a cross into the box for Romelu Lukaku to spoon over the bar.

“Plus, Mourinho said Sanchez can bring his dogs into the changing room. He’s kicked Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Matteo Darmian out of the squad to make room for them.

“How can you say no to that?”

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