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Kevin De Bruyne pass finds the Lost City of Atlantis

Man City's Kevin De Bruyne did what experts have been trying to do for thousands of years and found the Lost City of Atlantis

A Kevin De Bruyne pass has uncovered the Lost City of Atlantis.

The location of the mythical city, which baffled experts for years, has finally been revealed thanks to De Bruyne.

The Lost City dates back to the Bronze Age or, in footballing terms, just before Gareth Barry was born.

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Kevin De Bruyne standing by the site

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Kevin De Bruyne standing by the site

Marine Geologist Lee Satchell enthused: “The finest experts on the planet have spent thousands of years trying to locate the Lost City of Atlantis but Kevin found it with one pass.

“He sees things that mere mortals simply can’t. It all comes so naturally to him.

“Kevin brought a small team, featuring a couple of Englishman, some Brazilians and one Chilean, who couldn’t really swim but did flap around a lot.

De Bruyne during his day job

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De Bruyne during his day job

“But they didn’t really do much to be completely honest. Kevin carried them.

“He didn’t want any credit though. He was really quite modest.

“Who would have thought The Lost City of Atlantis would have been discovered on a cold, wet night in Manchester?

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