Neymar is demanding to be able to wear team-mate Edinson Cavani’s boots when PSG play Bayern Munich in the Champions League on Wednesday.
Having been unable to take a penalty off Cavani, Neymar now wants to go one step further and pinch his boots.
Unconfirmed reports also claimed he wanted the Uruguayan’s squad number but that PSG were unwilling to take the shirt off Cavani’s back.
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Unofficial source Lee Satchell revealed: “It’s all been very tense in the PSG camp since Cavani and Neymar fought over the penalty.
“First Neymar unfollowed Cavani on Instagram. Then he kicked him out of the team WhatsApp group.
“Then he started sending memes about Cavani to the group which all the lads found hilarious.
“Neymar has even got all the lads to call Cavani ‘Emile Heskey’.
“Now he wants the boots. Cavani is refusing to hand them over so PSG have tried to silence him with a £25million bonus.
“They won’t even fit Neymar. He’s size 7 and Cavani is size 13, so it’s completely ridiculous.
“But what Neymar wants, Neymar gets.”
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