John Terry will fly out to Mallorca and be presented with the winning Love Island trophy, fully kitted up, it has been revealed.
The Aston Villa defender will win the show despite not having played, sorry starred, in any of the series so far.
Javier Mascherano was a hot favourite to win the show, along with his partner Amber, but Terry has snuck in, fully kitted up, at the last minute.
An unofficial source for the show, Lee Satchell, said: “Yes, we can confirm John is flying in to lift the trophy.
“It wouldn’t feel right without him swooping in last minute, fully kitted up, to take all the glory.
“We tried to explain to him that you needed to have taken part to win the series, but he wasn’t having it.
“There’s rumours that he’s looking to start Blazin’ Squad again with Marcel, but we can’t comment on that.
“All we can say is that Marcel is at a bit of crossroads in his life, so he’s considering it.
“Aston Villa have been very good with it all. He’s flying in then flying straight back so he won’t actually miss any show.”
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